Wart remover....yummy

Ever eat WART medicine? You're probably dry heaving with the thought of it right? Well last night I had a brilliant idea and decided to do just the thing! Only this is that part where my mothers face is flashing in front of me "Make sure you read the labels", along with the bright green and black Mr. Yuck stickers.

I have a canker soar right below my front teeth in the gum line, and it's been bugging me for a couple days. I thought last night would be a good time to put some magic Kanka on it and make it go away. So I pull the bottle out of the medicine shoe box, apply a little dab...in the process getting it all over my lip and hardly hitting the little spot I was shooting for. It turns all white...like it should right? I stings like crazy, and I think to myself...does this always happen? Oh well, carry on, you'll be all healed in the morning. Well I get up this morning and it still hurts, and this overwhelming taste of mold is engulfing my mouth. I look in my mouth, and now the spot is really white (and all surrounding areas) so I try brushing it off...nope, doesn't work. Then I realize that my skin is starting to fall off!!!! OH CRAP!

I grab the bottle that's still on the bathroom counter and go to check the date thinking that it must be expired because it's never done this to me before.
(Que scary music here)
Dr. Scholl's Clear Away Liquid Wart Remover!!!!!!! vomit.

Um, so not ok! The bottles look exactly the same! Now all I can think of are warts in my mouth and gross flaky dead white skin falling off and secretly being swallowed. Good thing I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. Maybe they have a magic cure. Or if nothing else, a very high legal dose of laughing gas.