No SEX past 26

That's right people! If you have turned 26 there is no sex for you!

I had to go in for another "women's visit" yesterday. Seems like I go in way more then I should for these. The routine goes like this: Oh, it's a been a year, must shave my legs to go to the doctor. Am I the only one who does this? It's like going on a date or something. Only this one has you pay them. Doesn't seem right.

First the very cute MA wants to weigh me. Why? I was just in 3 weeks ago, did it really change? I've never had a male MA, but holy crap! I think he was trying to see if my arm would fall off when he took my blood pressure.

So he has me change into the backless gown, wrap the giant paper sheet around my waist to compensate for the backless gown. Then, I gracefully climb onto the table (covered in yet more paper) all in an attempt to be graceful and not show my bum to the all too convenient door right behind me.

To help with the awkwardness beneath the sheet, I start chatting with my Dr. I asked her about this new vaccine to prevent cervical cancer. Since I seem to have abnormal paps and biopsy's done each year I was thinking this might be a good one to get.

Apparently the insurance companies feel that women over the ago of 26 should no longer be having sex though. It's like we become unwanted and baron! They won't pay for it unless you're between the ages of 12-26. 12! Seriously! I say they bump the age up as to who should get it in their 20's vs a 12 year old.

I've been half tempted to call my insurance and force them to pay for this. It's causing me emotional stress at the thought! I guess it's 3 different shots over a few weeks and cost hundreds of dollars. Maybe they'll re-think the age limit.